Fwd: Text Messages

I received a few funny text messages over the course of the day and wanted to share them.

Make sure you drink a lot of water today; it’s gonna be a lot of salty crackers out today.


DC was off the hook last night. The democrats were celebrating, and the republican kept calling the police.


They didn’t want to give us 40 acres & a mule, so dammit we will take 50 states and a white house!

Peace, Blessings and Laughs

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